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relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 16, 2001

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Pocket Porn

When one stores or looks up porn on his or her ipod, iphone, or phone, hence it being "Pocket Size"

Shaun: Can I see your iTouch?
Cassie: Why?
Shaun: Cause you're a porn freak.
Cassie: Well you know I gotta have my pocket porn!

by cdins October 31, 2007

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Bench Porn

The act of benches getting "in the mood"...then something magical happens

Your splinters are giving me splinters...and it feels oh so goooooooood....for bench porn

by Denver Dave February 17, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


3D porn

Porn that is filmed in 3D and viewed with a pair of glasses with one lense red and the other blue that makes it look like you are seeing it in 3D and the actors are really right in front of you fucking ect.

You want a see some 3D porn?

by Deep blue 2012 July 26, 2010

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Gay porn

Damn bro, you and me both. Unfortunately there is no gay porn here.

Ha! Imagine a loser looking for gay porn in Urban Dictionary!

by Homo42069 November 5, 2020

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"porn star"

when you talk a girl into having sex in front of a camera. it is important that she acts like a total slut while she is being filmed, and extra props if she is really raunchy. the main points are she has to vocalise everything she is feeling, and have a screaming orgazum. usualy used to set someone up for a bad spring break or p. hilton.

jenny and I played "porn star" last night. we ended the video with a steaming teakettle, what a whore.

by coffeepusher December 15, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squish Porn

when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it

"Yo man, that squish porn is the shit."

by I <3 gay porn May 17, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž