urban dictionary

1) The greatest site EVER, it beats down myspace and facebook to a bloody pulp.
2) The one thing you shouldn't be looking up on urban dictionary about!!!

ex. 1: "Yo, UD is the best site on the face of the earth."
"I know, not even myspace or facebook can touch it"
ex. 2: "Hey, am I stupid for looking up the definition to urban dictionary?"
"Of course not, that makes you retarded!!!!"

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Sub-Urban Dictionary

What the Urban Dictionary has become with its plethora of lame word puns like "Dopplebanger" and "Protohype" that will never catch on.

John: I want to see if I can find some good words to explain life in the modern zeitgeist.

Jenn: Why don't you look on Urban Dictionary?

John: You mean SUB-Urban Dictionary? Maybe, but I'd have to filter through a lot of crap to find any terms worth using. I'm better off trawling for words on a web-forum!

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Names on Urban Dictionary

Self-Loving descriptions of People with low self-esteem

"Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally"
"Did you get that shit from Names on Urban Dictionary ?"
"... yes."

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Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

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Back to Urban Dictionary

The sentence you press if you made a word that nobody made and you want to keep looking for definitions.

Guy: *Types "editions" in the search bar*
Urban Dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: editions
Guy: I want to go back to the homepage. *Presses Back to Urban Dictionary*

The Urban Dictionary Mug

1. 'slang' for a big failure from a horrible joke like why did the chicken cross the road
2. A useless feature of the Urban Dictionary to anger people
3. A chicken

I hate The Urban Dictionary Mug its useless

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