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I-Mockery

A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea".

Person 2: "No, I said something intelligent while posting a picture of a cheeseburger and got banned for life before I could read that memo. Hey wait a sec, isn't Boo Berry that crappy 80's cereal? Vomit."

Person 3: "You're both gay black racist homophobes."

by Thrash0 October 11, 2011

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I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

by SCHMUR September 27, 2013

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I-Town

Another nickname for Indianapolis, capital and largest city in the great state of Indiana. This is a kickass city with a population of well over 780,000 people.

I can't wait to go back to I-Town again.

by The Midwestrn Soldier July 8, 2005

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And I oop-

1. Said when something surprising happens.
2. Meme quote.

โ€œSo I was talking to my best friend and she sneezed and it scared me so I was all like and I oop-โ€

by Gertie GlitterSparkles June 1, 2019

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i do what i please

Doing what you want , don't thinking about the results or judgments given by others. Comforting others seems not the best option in every time. So sometimes people likely doing things only for there sake and own comfort.

It sounds like little egoistic but if it doesn't do a lot harm to others , this sounds reasonable.

Mom : Don't laugh louder.
me : I do what I please.. It feels good for me.

by maxpain69 January 7, 2012

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i-boning

sexting via an iPhone device

While traveling out of town on business, phone-boning got old so we resorted to i-boning w/pictures & videos.

by Shzae March 13, 2010

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I fox that.

it's a phrase and could also be used as a pickup line. The meaning to this is that you want to get with a women.

Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Foxxed with Victoria.
Guy 3: Oh shes beautiful i fox that.

by modmike33 February 12, 2009

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