Dixie M Hollins High School

The Lamest School in all of Pinellas County. With the Lamest Kids with the Exception of a Few Cool Kids (20-50) which is nothing compared to the hundreds of kids that go there.

J.S: What School Do You Go To

M.B: Dixie M Hollins High School

J.S: Man, that schools the Lamest School in St.Pete

M.B: I Know, I agree with you I wish I went somewhere else Everyone there is Lame except for a few kids.

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C-Los 2 Da M

Cutie from the band josie and the pussy cats plays the bass is gay and has a small penis but has a huge buldge

Yea Boi C-los 2 da M is up in dis beetch

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C-A-M-E-L

Forwards: Can Adam Make Eve Love
Backwards: Like Eve Makes Adam Cum

do you have a C-A-M-E-L I can bum?

Can we try to do like a C-A-M-E-L?

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M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.

1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

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`213243546576879809-0=zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/.adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'

this is the literal peak of boredom

when you are so bored you hit one key, jump 2 keys then jump back and repeat through the whole keyboard from up to down giving you `213243546576879809-0=zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/.adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'

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H̴͔̞̼̞͇͓̓̿̀̎͝a ͇͍̪͌͌͂̊͐̎̋̽͘m ̫̀̒̂̆b̵͖̩͇̳̝͍̻̝̽͠u ͇̹̯͉̠͙̭̯̼̽r ̘̜̝͇̠̰̫̖͉͓͂g̵͙̜̺̫̈̒̌͆́͂̑̍̈e ̧̲̻̞̹̼̤̪̒r ̜̲͉͍͖̩̎̀̊̌̈

You heard what I wanted. Give me my damn hamburger!

H̴͔̞̼̞͇͓̓̿̀̎͝a ͇͍̪͌͌͂̊͐̎̋̽͘m ̫̀̒̂̆b̵͖̩͇̳̝͍̻̝̽͠u ͇̹̯͉̠͙̭̯̼̽r ̘̜̝͇̠̰̫̖͉͓͂g̵͙̜̺̫̈̒̌͆́͂̑̍̈e ̧̲̻̞̹̼̤̪̒r ̜̲͉͍͖̩̎̀̊̌̈ NOW

I-D-P-L-M-A-L

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a memory device to remember the order in which musical modes follow each other. A common way to remember this order is to remember the phrase "I Dig Phat Ladies - Mostly All Lesbian" which will help you to order the modes in the correct manner:

Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian

"Shit, dude! What mode comes after phrygian?"
"Just remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L! I... Dig... Phat... Ladies..."
"Lydian! It's lydian! Fuck, you are a pro!"
"Your cursing is beginning to sound like a locrian triad to me."
"What?"
"The tritone."
"What?"
"Why are you even in this class?"

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