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Weird vid of two lesbos, one shoving her inside out ass into the other's, then shitting ping-pong balls into the other's asshole
lesbos Ass Pong
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A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.
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A driver who speeds up when you try to pass him, keeping consistent speed to prevent you from getting by.
I couldn't get around that pass-ass, he sped up to 80 miles an hour when I tried to get past.
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1. The state of having hemorrhoids or other rectal discomfort due to constipation due to excessive use of opioids.
1. "Yo man, ever since I've been doin those 30's, I've had a bad case of opiate ass. My ass could use a glass of water."
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a ridiculous and funny pronunciation of the word ASCII.
Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?
Person 2: "ass key"
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when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass
person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.
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a large rear end that sags severly.
blair butterworth has a SAGGY ASS!!!
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