English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.

Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.

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home skittle biscuit

like home or homeboy just longer and more funny ( if u say it fast)

whats good home skittle biscuit

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Chocolate Biscuit Baker

A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.

Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?

Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.

Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.

Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.

Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?

Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.

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Jizz Biscuit

A white man who eats jizz and likes it almost like gravy goes with a biscuit.

Get the fuck away from me you Jizz Biscuit.

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biscuit bitch

Noun: A name given to an individual who posts a series of photos consecutively during a short period of time from the same location, event, venue, or trip/outing.

Omg, this fool right here on Instagram posting all these pictures. He's such a biscuit bitch!

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blowing biscuits

Irrefutably contradicting Chuck Norris. Also, flatulating, passing gas, farting

"Every time 'Walker, Texas Ranger' comes on teevee, my dog starts blowing biscuits!"

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Whisker Biscuit

A cocktail consisting of 50% Jager, 50% Hot 100.

Damn it's cold, pass me that flask of Whisker Biscuit.

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