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its the eyes of a woman while she is giving oral to a guy, she just looks up to his eyes Her eyes say to the guy "yea i got your dick in my mouth, what are u goin to do about"
i got head last night and my girl was really turning me on with those blowjob eyes.
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Putting a hard boner on one's wet mouth.
"... now that I'm a grown man I think that you, the Wiggles and Scooby Doo all blow boat people, and by that I mean you put hard boners on your wet mouth.'
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ejaculating, to release semen.
"When you look at the bomb girl, try not to blow your wad"
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The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."
This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
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Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.
My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.
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when a guy is making out with a girl and he pukes in her mouth. then the girl gives the guy a blow job
dude my girlfriend was blowing chunks last night and it felt soooo good!
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When you're having your ass eaten out and you unannounced fart in the giver's mouth.
So I was eating out my boyfriend and he gave me a blow hole surprise. I teared up and vomited uncontrollably.
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