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Someone who puts out cat food to enable them to steal someone else cat
Oi Steele please don't cat nonce the next door neighbors cat
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Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you
Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls
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A small vest/coat/jumper worn by a cat or a small dog, such as a maltese or shihtzu. It is slipped over the head and usually through the arm holes although some varieties include leg, and even tail holes. Sometimes these vests can be made of corduroy, but usually not - and more often either burberry, cotton, tartan/plaid or wool. However, they can even be made out of plastic or even spandex. A lot of rich people such as Paris Hilton like to dress their small almost-a-handbag-but-it's-living dogs (and possibly cats) in designer vests. Some are fitted with real diamonds or just diamantes and usually accompany a matching collar. Particular breeds of small dog need to wear vests because their natural hair or fur does not keep them warm enough due to the unnatural climates in which they live.
"Like woah! See Paris's ugly dog?"
"oh gross! Corduroy Cat vest!"
"Yeah, I know! It's not natural for Paris to be wearing dog clothes."
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A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")
"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."
or
"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."
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An aphrodisiac made of ground cat penis mixed with herbal essence.
Tom: Fuck I don't know I just can't get my dick hard off women anymore.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.
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a goth who has anxiety and doesn't smoke
Me: Sup Yo Calli Cat
Calli Cat: I'm a goth who doesn't smoke
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1. A woman who is a slut/skank/hoe/whore. She sleeps around, gives blow jobs anytime/anywhere and runs trains. Most often a very big bitch and talks a lot of shit.
Mickey: Damn! That Danielle sure is a hoe!
Candice: Yeah!, she's a waste cat
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