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When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race
“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”
“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”
At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.
me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last
when somebody goes radio silent for an extent period of time to reflect on their depression
Dude 1: hey what happened to him?
Dude 2: he lost his closest friend so now he's in Depression Hibernation
That one friend who is just depressed and the only one who just doesn't fit in, or the Duck that just doesn't eat the bread when you give it some.
Man Sal is just a Depressed Duck.
Why wont the duck eat the dang bread whatever if this depressed duck wont eat the bread maybe another one will.
the act of recreationally consuming large amounts of both robitussin (DXM) and Benadryl(DPH). Both of these drugs are terrible for you and this combination should only be attempted by those who truely have nothing to live for
Dude last night I depression flipped and saw shadow people for hours
The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.