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A loose gathering or association of douches, douchebags, etc. The premise here being that they are addicted to being mega-douches. Super douchey a-holes.
Doucha is so totally in Douche Anonymous, especially after she pulled that shit on Saturday!
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Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.
"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch."
"Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"
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The next step in the hierarchy of douche's. There is your regular douche-bag, then there is a souche-lord. Someone who goes above and beyond to be an ass
"I was thinking of giving him another chance when two girls said they hooked-up with him in one night."
"What a douche-lord"
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A white guy who is such a huge douche he can sink an entire ship with his douchyness. By extension, his douchy capacities are so huge he can ruin virtually any occasion at which he is present.
Dude! Andy is such a Moby Douche even Ahab couldn't stop him.
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An individual that bears the semblance of being a cool person, but this perception is merely a veil for their extensive douchiness. A subtle douche may take the shape of someone not generally perceived as a douche (i.e. a nerd), but may in fact use that sterotyping as leverage to assert their ill-conceived sense of self-worth. Subtle douches generally aren't as blatant in expressing their levels of douchiness, but are capable of putting forth equal to larger amounts as their more expressive cousins.
Person A: Something about his class, man, I just can't seem to get above a B on his essays.
Subtle Douche: Yeah, I don't know what is either, seems I'm always getting at least a 95%. I don't get it.
Person B: I'm doing my report on Edgar Allen Poe, how do you feel about him?
Subtle Douche: Well Poe was something of a tortured genius. Unfortunately, the way he was perceived by the public outweighs the sheer brilliance of his work. He reminds me of myself in that sense.
Person C: God, The Beatles are such a solid band. I love them so much.
Subtle Douche: Yeah, the Beatles are cool and all, but they're waaaaay mainstream. I like Mumford & Sons. They're way indie bro. Seriously, like no one knows who they are.
Person C: You're a fucking tool.
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The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.
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Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!
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"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."
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the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.
wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.
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