Douche Canoe

Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.

"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch."
"Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"

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Afar

Afar - used in southern dialect; meaning - n. a fire;

ex. - " What are you building? " " Afar "

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Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.

"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"

Sloot

#1 side chick. Shes a slut, but a badass bitch with ambition. Damn near wanna wife that hoe, but not for real. You dont call her on late night cuz you wanna bone, she meets you at the club. Kicks it with you there but let's you be you while she goes to do her for a bit. Then she follow you home to let the show begin.

Man, I'm tired of these skank ass thots, let's hit the club and scoop some sloots.

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