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One who takes great pleasure in eating a vast quantity of food.
Bystander: Dang Toby! Look at all those noms! You being such a food pimp!
Toby: Don't dis it till you try it, man!
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any food that does not take much or any time and energy to prepare and eat
stoner friendly foods do not include things like hershey kisses, they are wrapped and take too much mind power to open when baked off ones ass, stoner friendly foods do include foods like chips that u only need to open once
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Top Six worst foods:
6: Pizza: It is actually cardboard with ketchup and plastic cheese. How they screw, I don't know.
5: Pasta Salad: If I vomited and put it on my plate, it would look more appetizing then what they cook.
4: Sloppy Joes: No need to explain
3: Hot Dogs: Recently featured on Fear Factor, they have since brought it to the AU cafe. they never cook new ones, they just reheat them day-after-day-after-day. They look fossilized and half petrified. The chef told me himself he recooked a hotdog since 1984.
2:Cereal: How they manage to fuck this up is beyond me.
1: Exotic rices: They're attempt to cook Spanish rice is a disgrace to the Latino community and has insulted recent ambassadors from Chile and Panama. They have since declared TDR the worst place to eat, on Earth. It not only tastes like plastic but it looks like crap. Don't eat unless you have a death wish.
-1: Chicken a.k.a. chainsaw chicken a.k.a what the fuck is that?: It is as hard as a jawbreaker and your jaw will get tired from chewing the first piece. It is an absolute last resort when you are starving because sometimes the salad is old and moldy.
AU student: "Hey look. Its the chicken I saw last
Wednesday in . Why is it still being served?"
AU student 2: "Because, Tommy, the chefs here lack cooking skills and serve the same food everyday."
T.D.R. (worst foods)
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While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.
We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.
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When you're watching a modernised version of Macbeth in class but the kids only seem to care about the food so the teacher uses the phrase to tell them off.
Girl: Look at the doritos
Teacher: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BLOODY FOOD
I NEED FOOD SO SOMEONE GIVE ME FOOOOOOOOD
I WANT FOOD means someone is really hungry and u better give them food before they become hangry
A class that you mess around with food and you get yelled by the teacher
Dillon: I got yelled by the teacher during Food Technology Class
Jeffrey: me too