A website that knows absolutely everything
Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything
A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.
Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again
Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.
Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again
Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
The company that doesn't give a fuck about your privacy and knows more things about you than you know about yourself.
Google sucks. I use DuckDuckGo.
I was dreaming of forests of Canada, sweets, but they were a Google that they were there! Huh, next I relieved.
Google is how I found this shit.
okay google,... oooookay gooooogle,... OOOKAY GOOGLE,... fuck you.
A dictionary. Quick and reliable. Especially when you tell other some meaning and don't want to let them know that you looked it up!
Faizy: Hey, what does sycophant mean?
Me: (Googled in a sec) It means the person who sucks up!!
Faizy: Wow man you are genius!
Me: (proud) Thanks dude!