my very nice grandma (she asked for this to be made because she felt sad about her name with so much crap on it)
she also makes our family biscuits that are really good so i also made this because of that
my grandmother: "hey why did they have to use my name? why not karen with a 'c'?"
me: "its more of an adjective then a name at this point"
my grandmother: *reads another definition*
my grandmother: "blah blah uses her 'pussy?!'"
me: "pussy pass, grandma, its basically a get out of jail free card women use"
my grandmother: "oh"
Fucking bitch who said “oh do you think it’s funny that your driver almost hit my kids 😝 oh my kids can’t hear me calling you a betch there listening to kidz bop”
people: oh that’s totally a Karen she is talking a betch
Used to describe one or more of the following
A single mother...
... who took the kids
... of three unvaccinated and "healthy" children
... with a bob haircut
... who wishes to speak to the manager
... and feminist
... who posts/likes minion memes on Facebook
... who is entitled to your property because "my kid has good grades and you don't even need it"
... who can cure anything with essential oils, home remedies, and alternative medicine
The list goes on, really.
Lady- Is this dairy-free soy-free?! I demand you go out and remake all of this food!
Caterer- I don't work for you, sorry.
Lady- I don't care! If my little Jimmy doesn't get his organic fig bar, I will gladly take him to eat elsewhere!
Caterer- Fine by me
Lady- *storms off*
Person standing near-by- what a Karen.
A Karen ... Asks for your manager, got that ugly hair and yells a lot
Girl1: omg it's a Karen run girl2: AH
Karen is a middle age female that needs to speak to any manager most likely has a vlog channel and will go out of her way to make you day bad. She loves wine and uses phases like “your jumping in my kool-aid but you don’t know my flavour” “can I speak to your manager” a Karen believes that just because she is older and her husband is a police officer means she can boss everyone around. She hates kid that just want to have fun.
Karen - *gets bacon in her vegan only burger*
Karen - “SHE TRYED TO KILL ME*
A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.
"Hey, look at that lady screaming at that cop!"
"What a Karen!"