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Its a better drink then Samuel Adams, Its heaven in a bottle!!
When you go to the bar and ask for Heaven in a bottle you will get a Bud Light Lime every time. You you get anything other then that throw the bottle at the stupid ass and tell them you want to speak to god right now!!
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Area of extremely high concentration of activating brake lights and stop lights found in and around urban areas.
I hate riding in the red light district. Too many red lights!
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The sexual act of a couple exiting their vehicle when they reach a red light and taking turns urinating on each other in the middle of an intersection before the light turns green again. Not a good idea during rush hour.
After drinking their sodas, Hektor and the foreign exchange student decided to enjoy a red light shower on top of their 1978 Cutlass.
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A cigarette usually smoked by overweight girls who want to fit in with the crowd.
"Hey, look at the girl smoking the marlboro menthol light!" As opposed to "Hey look at the fat girl!"
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Brake light punishment is what happens when a driver of a car in front of you feels you are too close to them and they put on the brake lights as punishment. The way you can tell if you have been Brake light punished is that there is no other car in front of the car in front of you or there is a wide empty space in front of the car in front of you. Brake light punishers are controlling people with low self esteem and abuse others because they have no life and are big stupid losers.
Man, I just got Brake light Punishment from that ass hole in front of me. That fucken loser!
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Its a better drink then Samuel Adams, Its heaven in a bottle!!
When you go to the bar and ask for Heaven in a bottle you will get a Bud Light Lime every time. You you get anything other then that throw the bottle at the stupid ass and tell them you want to speak to god right now!!
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this is a good 1. it starts out with a guy doing his drunk girlfriend, then cumming all over her face and clothes. he then tries to wash out the cum stains, but they dont come out. when she wakes up the next day, shes asks what the stains are. he replies, "you made a sandwich for me yesterday and got some hellman's light on your shirt
hellman's light is cum
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