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Tall, beautiful, charming, makes you feel at ease with oneself. He is a has a big heart, but may get angry a little too easily when someone takes advantage of him. He wants someone to love him unconditionally because he is the same way when he loves someone. Has a hard exterior that guards his heart, but once you get inside the walls, he's super sweet and silly which women of all ages love especially the super hot milk types with big butts and dark hair. They can't help but want to be in his presence especially since he tends to make them feel amazing with his hugs and kisses. He is usually very in tune with a womans body language. He knows what a woman is telling him without any words being said. He is just plain wonderful inside on out even if he may not realize it. I hope one day he does. Maybe there's a special woman nearby that can help him see that about himself.
Matt is the hottest man I've ever seen in my life.
Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.
But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt
Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt
A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.
A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.
A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.
You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.
the kid that tells people to stop manspreading
matt has a dig bick
a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding
person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.
That guy that actually thinks ultimate frisbee is a sport and not a hobbie.