A handsome, teenage boy who always gets the girls. Extremely large penis which ranges between 10 - 15 inches. Always cares about girls and can become very good friends with them without sexual feelings.
did you see max and Jemma, i wish i was as happy as them
He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass
Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot
Cunt that dick rides all day and gets no hoes oh and his brother is a hoe
A big heavy entity
if you can’t see him you can hear him breathing behind you like Shaq
eats everything in his way and can’t be slowed down
A force to be reckoned with
I pray to god that I don’t run into that big motherfucker max jolly today
The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.
The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.
Big dick that has Jo mama Cummings in your arse a charming chap usually not gay