Rural Dictionary

Michael Phelps

1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.

1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.

by Chas A August 11, 2008

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Michael Stott

The slayest slayer to ever slay. The day that Slaychael Stott doesn't slay, the world will end as it can't survive without the slayness that is Slaychael

OMG MICHAEL STOTT JUST SLAYED

by Yshdu October 17, 2022

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Michael Phelps

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.

Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.

by azzayan August 16, 2008

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michael wong

the most annoying person you will meet. an absolute asshole. A short-tempered brat who often has a micropenis. desperately tries to fit in but falls flat on his face. A toxic person to be around. will try to act funny and trash over you the next day. Not afraid to steal your ideas and work. not afraid to throw you under the bus. Actually gay.

I can't stand that michael wong, he's so arrogant!

by I <3 Killa Kyle Killeen October 29, 2018

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