Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

PDM Card

Fucking around with people on Discord and sending illegal shit, breaking the rules in servers. and nonstop disgusting shit

Ligma: *sends porn* hahahahahahaha im so funny i sent porn
Gorilla: Bro your literally using the PDM Card can you fuck off *bans*

Pulling The Devil's Card

This means to go the route that you know you shouldn't and that will most likely lead to something that's not a good idea.

She's totally Pulling The Devil's Card and stealing from that shop for tampons bro

Card Hash

crystal hash made by collecting thc crystal from marijuana and pressing it in between the cards

my buddy made some good CARD HASH last night