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That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
To get out of bed, especially after a long period of sleeping.
I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.
When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
The Stoner Version of being chocolate wasted
When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned
A very flat ass that is hard as stone
“shorty got that rig stone ass”
when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder
Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.
A clear blue stone: usually the size of a dollop of shampoo (when those shampoo bottles tell you to squirt a dime size) and the stone magically cleanses your slutness
Shalisa went to the store to buy her vagina stone and I'm glad she finally did ugh you could just tell from a mile away that she hadn't gotten hers taken care of.