A person to watch Christmas movies and do other Christmas things with
“Hey Christmas buddy let’s go watch Home Alone”
When your obsessed with Christmas 😕😕
Your a Christmas freak.
Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas”
Going to the mall and dipping your ass in black paint and proceeding to grind on the mall Santa
Yeah me and Jonah had the blackest Christmas
The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.
My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.
Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes
I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to
On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.