Anaheim Ducks

The worst NHL team in the history of NHL teams. Their highly physical play gives the illusional of skill to those who don't know hockey. The anaheim ducks goalie (Jean-Sebastein Giguere)has no real skill and is a total fatty. Tehy are basically a disgrace to the godly sport of hockey. See Overrated

The Anaheim Ducks should go play in traffic.

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duck+butter

when you get your dick cheesy and keep fapping till it turns to butter,

"duuude i went so hard last night i got duck butter"
"got some thick as duck+butter last night"

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Duck Butter

It is when your butthole itches, so you run to the bathroom and itch it with some TP. You examen that TP and lo and behold! That little bit of yellow on the TP is a 'pat' of duckbutter. Everyone gets Duck Butter sometimes. Listen, fuck how everyone else defined this word. this is the truth!

Man this duckbutter is making my asshole itch!

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duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

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Mud duck

A female from your boyfriends past who is still hovering around.... like she's stuck in the mud...

Damn!!!! Why is your ex still around babe?? She's such a mud duck...

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duck and run

Grabbing an item in a store and running out while the employees chase you

Aye broski lets go duck and run at that EZ mart-Seth Arthur

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duck shot

To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.

To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.

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