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Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.
Ben: jack, wanna bang?
Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!
When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm
(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz
wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted
hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz
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(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
A Jizz Banger is a person (male) who prefers “sloppy seconds” or to have sexual intercourse after another male has already ejaculated into the orifice to be penetrated.
Joe is a real Jizz Banger from what I hear.