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Noah

A guy who is addicted to the taste of underaged children, it is scientifically proven that this creature is part whale as it is obese.

Give that Noah a bacon sandwich.

by Lexi gabriella August 17, 2022


Noah

If a man could be beautiful, it would be him. Head to toe, Everything about him, I am absolutely in love with. He will hold you gently even if you don’t deserve it at all. He is incredibly loyal and intelligent. He has the cutest little freckles all over his face and prettiest eyes I wish I could stare at forever. He is the man you want to Fall in love with and keep in your life.

I want a Noah.”

by Joechurro May 20, 2022


Noah

Noah is a man of the bible.

Read Noah in the bible

by Yocwantssmoke November 23, 2021


Noah

Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart

Why are you such a Noah

by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019


Noah

not enough love on here for the nonbinary and female Noahs. you guys are awesome keep it up

"Did you see Noah? I love their style"
"I hung out with Noah last night. She's such a sweetheart"

by barelyevening November 22, 2021


Noah

The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.

Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time

by NPCEnergy July 22, 2022


Noah

Will fuck your mum and bang her faster than ur stepson could. He's got a big dick and is big brain without him u suck

Hi Noah
Yo cunt wassup

by Your mother is nice1 October 19, 2021