A guy who is addicted to the taste of underaged children, it is scientifically proven that this creature is part whale as it is obese.
Give that Noah a bacon sandwich.
If a man could be beautiful, it would be him. Head to toe, Everything about him, I am absolutely in love with. He will hold you gently even if you don’t deserve it at all. He is incredibly loyal and intelligent. He has the cutest little freckles all over his face and prettiest eyes I wish I could stare at forever. He is the man you want to Fall in love with and keep in your life.
Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart
not enough love on here for the nonbinary and female Noahs. you guys are awesome keep it up
"Did you see Noah? I love their style"
"I hung out with Noah last night. She's such a sweetheart"
The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.
Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
Will fuck your mum and bang her faster than ur stepson could. He's got a big dick and is big brain without him u suck