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An edible substance consisting of cheap unhealthy pastas, cheesy taco sauces, and low quality hamburger. The mixture is then fried in a pan creating a greasy unhealthy frying pan surprise as the ingredients always vary due to the low economic status of those who indulge in the dish.
"Not sure exactly what we have left to eat but I bet we have enough to make a frying pan surprise!"
A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.
Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees
That guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the Canadian surprise.
When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise
On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!