cat valium

1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals
2. another word for ketamine
3. something you don't want slipped in your drink at a party

carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her coke last night and she was out cold.

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cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

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Cat Vest

A small vest/coat/jumper worn by a cat or a small dog, such as a maltese or shihtzu. It is slipped over the head and usually through the arm holes although some varieties include leg, and even tail holes. Sometimes these vests can be made of corduroy, but usually not - and more often either burberry, cotton, tartan/plaid or wool. However, they can even be made out of plastic or even spandex. A lot of rich people such as Paris Hilton like to dress their small almost-a-handbag-but-it's-living dogs (and possibly cats) in designer vests. Some are fitted with real diamonds or just diamantes and usually accompany a matching collar. Particular breeds of small dog need to wear vests because their natural hair or fur does not keep them warm enough due to the unnatural climates in which they live.

"Like woah! See Paris's ugly dog?"
"oh gross! Corduroy Cat vest!"
"Yeah, I know! It's not natural for Paris to be wearing dog clothes."

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cat tease

A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")

"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."

or

"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."

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Cat Megex

An aphrodisiac made of ground cat penis mixed with herbal essence.

Tom: Fuck I don't know I just can't get my dick hard off women anymore.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.

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frosty cat

(1) Hardly ever used vagina.

"Too bad Anna wouldn't give it up, I woudn't mind getting to that frosty cat in her pants."

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The Cat's Ass

Shouted in moments that often define a great joy or something spectacular in nature.Thought to be awkwardly Canadian in origin, circa 1960s Manitoba Province, this phrase was recently brought back to life in the Midwest United States of America. As of 2018, variations of the word have been heard as far south as Memphis, Tennessee.

My hotel has a bidet! That's the cat's ass! I've never felt so fresh so clean. I am going to purchase one upon my return home.

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