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To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.
To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes
Omg we had the best time last night, it was so cute we couldn't stop giving each other Eskimo farts
The distance an average fart travels in a year.
Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.
When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
When you fart and take credit for it.
Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.
One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses
She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper
When you take your microphone, shove it right up main street, and let it rip.
I just had the raunchiest Fart-Mic of all time boys, let me post this to the fart mics story