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When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
The act of performing a jumping twirl while engaging in flatulence.
I did a fart twirl as I jumped off of the curb on the sidewalk.
To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.
To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes
Omg we had the best time last night, it was so cute we couldn't stop giving each other Eskimo farts
When you fart and take credit for it.
Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.
One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses
She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper
When you take your microphone, shove it right up main street, and let it rip.
I just had the raunchiest Fart-Mic of all time boys, let me post this to the fart mics story
The distance an average fart travels in a year.
Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.