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The Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle is a proven law that states that the blood of a salamander can be placed inside of a human with no bad consequences. In fact over 300 Cambodians have 100% of their blood deriving from local salamanders. This new advance in medical technology is a promise for a bright future.
Thanks to the Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle, we can use salamander blood to help sustain humans.
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when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.
"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"
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its a type of pact that’s used by two people who love each other to the point they could die for each other. It can be used in any beliefs, first you need a paper and then you write your name, you need to write your intentions to the loved ones and at the end add a sentence “I promise that I’ll give you my everything from blood to soul” then your partner does the same, you both sign it by your names and your blood shaped like heart at the end you need to burn it to make sure no one will ever separate you such a cute marriage!!
A: Hey why do you have a scar on your finger..?
B:Oh it’s because I took a love pact from blood to soul with my boyfriend!!<3
A: aww thats so cute!!
It means that you'll be able to do more then what you're doing right now. That you'll fight back amd not stand in fear. You'll have people behind you and not be scared of the “ifs” or the “whats”.
The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.
The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.
And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-
“Youre a fucking retard you deserve everything bad! Go die!”
“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”
“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”
Sponge used by hookers so they can work whilst on their period.
'Shit I've pushed my sponge blob blood pants up so far I can't get it out'
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The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”