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A loose gathering or association of douches, douchebags, etc. The premise here being that they are addicted to being mega-douches. Super douchey a-holes.
Doucha is so totally in Douche Anonymous, especially after she pulled that shit on Saturday!
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Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.
"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch."
"Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"
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A white guy who is such a huge douche he can sink an entire ship with his douchyness. By extension, his douchy capacities are so huge he can ruin virtually any occasion at which he is present.
Dude! Andy is such a Moby Douche even Ahab couldn't stop him.
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a group, can be small in number (3-5), of humans who are self-absorbed. they are often seen in the same place doing douchey things, speaking of obscure colloquialisms, or sharing ideas on foreign films. also, they often have no regard for other people.
uuuugh, the douche squad strikes again!
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(noun) A douche that uses vinegar to flush out a woman's vaginal cavity.
Helen, you should use a vinegar douche.
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The next step in the hierarchy of douche's. There is your regular douche-bag, then there is a souche-lord. Someone who goes above and beyond to be an ass
"I was thinking of giving him another chance when two girls said they hooked-up with him in one night."
"What a douche-lord"
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When your name is Stevie or Shane.
Stevie: What up man?
Cool Guy: Hey guy.
Stevie: Wanna hang out?
Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
or
Shane: What up man?
Cool Guy: Hey guy.
Shane: Wanna hang out?
Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
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