I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

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I love you the mostest

Used when a person loves the other the most and automatically makes them the winner in the who loves each other more argument.

Casey: “I love you the most”

Mel: “I love you the mostest”

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

I am you

I am you and you are me. If I am you does that mean you and me are me? Are we I? Who are we?

I am you

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”

Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

It’s not like I like you!

A phrase that most tsunderes use

Guy: Hey you’re cute I like you do you feel the same?
Tsundere: H-Hey! It’s not like I like you!

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"