hose her guts out

as in to hose her guts out, to fuck, shag etc.

I took her back to my flat and hosed her guts out.

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tit fuck her ass

when getting so hot that you wanna spread her but cheeks stick your dick between them and fuck them like they're tits.
in any case "her" in "tit fuck her ass" can be changed to it your his etc.

"That party was so insane, I think I shouldn't of tit fuck her ass." "Who?" "My girl, and seven other chicks" "You got issues." "Stop saying that or tit fuck your ass!" "Weirdo."

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Eat her Piniata's Candy

Eating out a girl's pussy

Man yesterday emily let me eat her Piniata's candy

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I hardly know her

A joke youtuber Kurtis Conner usually makes.

this joke is usually made after a word that ends in the "er" sound

"Creeper? I hardly know her." Kurtis Conner, In Love With A Creeper, 2021.

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Eat her out day

27th of May is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!

National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet

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thirty acres in her backyard

a woman that has a enormous butt

Dude, did you see that bubble butt in the twinkies isle?

Yeah, she had thirty acres in her backyard!

slap a rack on her back

To throw money on a strippers butt.

My uchies are gonna slap a rack on her back.