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Literally, going to church with a bunch of other people who really love God, and don't mind singing at the top of their lungs or making complete fools of themselves. Can be used to describe the worship practices of any religion.
Standing in the midst of the largest god rave he'd ever seen, Pete felt constricted and had to leave the church.
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The act of playing a video game so long that you become emotionaly atached to the game and cry when you beat it. This usually involves peeing in a cup to avoid bathroom breaks.
Have you seen Todd in the last few days?
No I think he has been god of waring it since last tuesday.
What is in the bottle Tom?
Urine
Why?
Well I was God of waring it last night and I didn't want to go to the bathroom.
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when you drink too much of a carbonated beverage and the gases get stuck in your throat, causing you to feel an intense pain as the gases force their way back up
It's a really hot day so you grab a Sprite and take a huge gulp. Then, you feel it lodge in your throat as one giant burp that won't come out. It just sits in your throat for a while and then painfully forces its way out. You think," Ohhhh, I'm glad that's over. The fist of god really hurts!"
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An invisible jacket worn by a person that can preach God's commandments but behind Closed doors commit the 7 most deadly sins
Don't hide behind God's cloak with me, I know you
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A nice ass on a hot woman with small breasts. It's God's way of saying sorry for a lack of a rack.
"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"
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