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Semen that is charming, thoughtful and charismatic.
My charismatic and extroverted boyfriend shot his rizzy jizz on my pink butt.
If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.
My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.
A man with a plan. And a lot of puns. This individual is known for his cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit. He is a notorious fan of the 2007 smash hit film Wild Hogs, and spends much of his day trying to torment his roommate in creative ways. Also known as "Jizz Daddy" and "Jizzy."
Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!
That girl is such a Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode and it's awesome
When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.
1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.
2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado