Shutter Monkey

in digital photography, getting the "right shot" by shooting repeatedly, rapid fire, haphazardly, in hopes of hitting the perfect one. Like monkeys on a keyboard will eventually tap out Shakespeare.

He could have composed the shot, but he shutter monkeys instead.

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Monkey Rolls

1. A football drill that consists of three people rolling under and jumping over one another.

2. When two buddies are each having sex with two girls that are close friends, they spontaneously jump off the females. Guy # 1 Jumps over and Guy # 2 who rolls under him, they then switch and repeat.

Guy #1: Man i hate hate two a days, monkey rolls suck!

Guy #2: Me and my friend monkey rolled the two hottest girls in school.

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Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you

Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!

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Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

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Snow Monkey

A person of Eskimo decent; A "native Canadian".

Before the white man arrived, canada was populated with these "snow monkeys".

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juice-monkey

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole

1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.

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piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.

piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...

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