A male/female who gets sexual gratification from the hairier members of the opposite sex.
Bob is a bit of a monkey junky, he took one look at her matted hairy crotch and couldn't resist driving in
When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you
Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!
Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"
Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
A person of Eskimo decent; A "native Canadian".
Before the white man arrived, canada was populated with these "snow monkeys".
1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole
1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.
Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.
piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...
A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.
Chuck is a show monkey.