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monkey junky

A male/female who gets sexual gratification from the hairier members of the opposite sex.

Bob is a bit of a monkey junky, he took one look at her matted hairy crotch and couldn't resist driving in

by The Shaven Weasel January 07, 2005


Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you

Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!

by matchesb January 07, 2011


Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

by MagesRealm July 01, 2009


Snow Monkey

A person of Eskimo decent; A "native Canadian".

Before the white man arrived, canada was populated with these "snow monkeys".

by A person of eskimo decent. February 26, 2015


juice-monkey

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole

1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.

by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005


piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.

piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...

by JC of CA August 26, 2008


show monkey

A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.

Chuck is a show monkey.

by Cutter Seahawk September 21, 2007