im so freaking pissed

One of the best White Chicks phrases: 'Im so, freakin, pissed'... Then they go on about how bad their day was.

'Im so freaking pissed...first, I go to doctor layman to get my nose done, I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, and he makes me look like freakin' SHREK!' *weeps*

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um chile anyways so...

said by nicki minaj. chile also pronounced like child, but without the d.

ur so fucking annoying!
um chile anyways so...

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make it so, Number One

Taken from Star Trek: TNG where Picard is always telling Number One to Make It So.

1. Go ahead and do it.

2. Enough talk, do it already.

3. Answering to the affirmative.

"Hey, I was wondering if I can try leading the meeting today?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I go out for lunch?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I go out for go to the bathroom?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I reboot the server?"
"Make it so, Number One"

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you would think so

A phrase that is of literal agreement, but underlined with sarcasm. Particularly used when someone is extremely frustrated with something.

"What's wrong with this piece of shit?! When I push the power button it should turn on."
"You would think so."

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so how's your mom?

the greatest way to change the topic of an uncomfortable conversation.

"Not that you have body lice, or possibly have AIDS, I don't care who you are, what you did, where you're from, as long as you love meeee!"
" . . . "
"So how's your mom?"

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hump me so hard

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS

OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

So how's that dust on the ceiling?

A phrase to change an awkward subject, break an awkward silence, or just confuse your friends.

Boyfriend: ...
Daughter: ...
Father: ...
Boyfriend: "So how's that dust on the ceiling?"