Nice shit

The prettest of all turds

Thats one hell of a nice shit you took.

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Kick Shit

Hang out or chill; mess around; kill time.

I went over to David's the other day to kick shit for a few hours and talk about MW3.

I just kicked shit the whole break 'cause all my friends were out of town for Thanksgiving.

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Cowboy shit

To be doing any activity in the same vein as the old pioneers of the 1800s. Usually by being stupid,reckless or dangerous though most of the time all three.

Man #1 "That mf Skiing down mt everest is suicidal!"
Man #2 "Nah bra he on some cowboy shit"

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Shit in a bottle

when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle.

i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person!

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No Shit Sherlock!

When someone says something very obvious

*everyone sees red kill black*

Yellow: yo i think red is the impostor*

everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

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fuck this shit

Commonly said when you are at the end of your rope doing anything at all. Normally after you have felt bitchy and pissed off all day.

Sitting at the computer surfing around when you just get fed up and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" and go to bed.

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Shit Wank

Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier

Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....

Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier

I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...

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