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A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice
"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"
A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.
Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.
“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”
when your local texan goes absolutely bonkers
or when that guy steve loses it playing bugsnax
oh no hes back at his steves shenanigans