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Test Meat

Fictional Kurt cobain meat

That’s some real test meat right there

by Manoah13 May 16, 2022


The Actor's Test

The Actor's Test is something done by many Theatre students. To do the Actor's test, you first need two Actors, same sex, opposite sex, doesn't matter. The point of the Actor's test is to see how long each person can last with their faces positioned close enough to kiss without making contact. The loser is usually the first to freak out.

Renelle called Nick out, so she dared him to take on the Actor's Test with her.

by theActingProctor June 10, 2011


Driving test

Wanting to have sexual congress with an attractive female

" Fuck me! I wouldn't half mind taking Tasha for a driving test

by old queen June 2, 2019


Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen

Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022


Pencil Test

Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts

Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.

Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.

1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits

4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags

I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required

by VeryVisionary May 28, 2024


Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 26, 2020


Hop on engine testing

Typically used by HDC (Hyorc's Development Cave) members to signify anal sex, the engine testing part referencing HDC's game called Engine Testing

Hey kid, you wanna hop on engine testing?

by tihmmer May 28, 2021