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its when you smell your nigga's nuts, then play trust balls with them. trust balls is when you cup your nuts in your hands, and then hover it over their hands, as if you're about to dump your nuts on his hands. Once you're in position, you both say "trust balls", and its up to that individual to decide whether or not he'll dump his nuts on his hands. If he doesn't dump his balls during trustballs, and you smell his nuts, you then have to take his socks off. Then you pass the homie test
Did you hear about Ben passing the homie test with Ismael?
big long thick test
my motto is to always live by the big long thick test 😏
"I always make sure he passes the blt test before I get too serious."
The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.
Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
Some governments claim to be concerned about their populations, but still require mandatory testing before holidays, putting people in close proximity to each other (which goes against their own 6 foot apart distance restrictions), and essentially creates what they would call a superspreader event. People not getting tested are also not in a crowd of people, and a crowd of people with masks on doesn't seem much (if any) safer than people at a distance with no masks on, or even people in a crowd with masks on (the figure scientists have given so far is that masks lower transmission by single digit percentage rates).
Testing sites seem like a good oppurtunity to spread a virus like wildfire, rather than to contain the wildfire.
Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
Oh god no.... Not Test Subject 37...
Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles
"Linda bailed out on me last night, so my best friend gave me a good ol' Teste tickler."