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Logan

Logan is a very kind and empathetic guy who cares for the people around him. He is a good Christian and wholeheartedly denies the existence of evolution, and as a result, will fall prey to natural selection. When he speaks his voice may remind you of a sweet and loving little girl pestering you to buy her something from Mr Whippy. If you listen too long you could become inspired to achieve greatness or get a throbbing headache and there's always the possibility that you bleed from your ears.

Guy 1: Did you know that brown is actually just dark orange.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.

by Obama234 April 27, 2020


logan

Logan. he is pretty cool sometimes he will eat your wife and kids but still hes pretty chill. although he will break your knee caps with a sharp ruler. but that's only if you get on the wrong side of him. or he'll do it for fun ...
but hes a real cool fella

dude that guys a total logan

by logan manly man December 8, 2021


logan

logan le sait je ne sait pas ce qu'il sait mais il le sait

que croit tu lire ici apropos de logan

by pourquoi901 April 25, 2024


logan

a respectful kid who always thinks about others, breaks into houses, steals shit from his friends and breaks his friends things all the time. he will never think about anyone but himself and he will invite himself everywhere. He might also steal things from a Wounded Warriors Project box like televisions

"Holy shit Logan is respectful as fuck"
"Yeah dude I know like i wish i was that respectful"

by Adolf Hitlers Son69 I Hate Jew November 27, 2019


logan

big dick logie

your such a logan

by scrodum1738 August 5, 2019


Logan

Cunt

Logan Cunt

by LongShot4230 September 4, 2020


Logan

Logan is the most Handsome man alive. If you have as a brother he is the best brother in the world, and he will lend you anything you need if you world is not doing so good. He has big brown eyes and dark brown hair it is the smallest of the family. He may get in trouble a lot but in the end of the day he knows why and he will listen to anybody if they tell him he hast to do something. But all I have to say is he is the best

Logan is the best

by Yeha135 December 25, 2020