Beefing out a weiner

To chill or relax

"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

Stirring the beef

To Masturbate, Wank, Fap, "Rub one out", etc.

Stirring the beef means to Masturbate
"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)

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Beef-Bomb

An extolling nickname for Francine. Other nicknames include but are not limited to: F-bomb, Beef

Beef-Bomb is going to get crunked up tonight with us.

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istanbul beef

When you and a person from Istanbul get in a fight

Got in a fight last night with Turkish guy. You could call it an Istanbul beef

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no worries beef curries

A Hawaiian Pidgin phrase that is used to say that there is no cause for concern or worry.

sole 1: Ho brah! We wen run out of rice!

sole 2: Eh no worries beef curries, we get one KTA's right down da street.

hot beef injection

The proper prescription for whatever ails your lady friend.

If excessive talking occurs, administer orally.

Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

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The Yellin Beef Claw

Originally created to describe a more practical version of an unpopular sexual manuever called the "New Jersey Hook". The Yellin Beef Claw has several improvements over its uncomfortable and impractical predecessor. It's application is described as follows: First, the thumb is lubricated and inserted full length into the woman's anal tract during "doggie-style" sex. The meat of the hand is then wrapped around the ass cheek and, once a firm grip has been established, the full strength of the upper extremity can be used to pull the woman's body back and forth on the man's penis. Two hands may be used as well for added effect (AKA The Double YBC or The Shotgun Formation).

I gave her the Yellin Beef Claw last night and she loved it!!

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