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When your girlfriend/side chick/ or a random gal gives you head as much times as u want ina day (7th October)
Did you know that national Uck day is on the 7th??
May 8th is national MILF day so if you have a hot mom do some community service and post her
Did you post your mom yet? Today’s national milf day
April 24th is a TikTok declared national holiday created by “men.” Anyone who participates in this holiday should run a truck into a oil refinery whilst they are inside.
P.S.- Men is in quotes as the government has yet to find the original video and there are very few videos supporting the holiday. Almost all of the videos seem like jokes as I have mostly seen ones with girls dancing in the background or where they film themselves and add dialogue above it.
Random ass hobo: National Rape Day is April 24th! So excited!
Me: Run a truck into an oil refinery.
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National Hickey Day serves as an important reminder to all of us of the power of love and connection. The act of giving and receiving a hickey is an intimate, physical way to express your affection for someone else and it should be celebrated.
National Hickey day provides everyone with an opportunity to celebrate our connections with loved ones and recognize the importance of physical intimacy in relationships. There are many benefits associated with expressing physical affection such as increased oxytocin levels (the love hormone), improved moods, lower stress levels, and even deeper connections between partners!
My girlfriend gave me a huge hickey on national hickey day and I had to wear a turtleneck to school every day for a whole week.
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A holiday you celebrate with your Jew Friend!
Oh Adrian happy national Jew day
March 31st is National Mikhail Day. Grab your Mikhail and say thank you
Today is National Day. YAY!!! Thank your Mikhail on National Mikhail Day
on this day (february 15th) you can spend all day looking for someone's address and pull up to their crib and circumcise them and no one can stop you
federico: hey guys i found out today is national circumcision day, how about we circumcise our friend shitical
justin: Ok let's do it