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A continuous, sexual experience, that lasts for more than 4 hours between a man and a woman while intoxicated. A.K.A. The Marathon Man.
Miles, was locked inside his room with that girl for four hours! He should be know as The Marathon Man!
Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.
That guy is a bubblegum man!
Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.
Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
A man who prowls for a woman who has money, status good job or owns her own business. A man who will take advantage of a woman with children, say how wonderful he is and then convinces the woman to give up her property. This deadbeat man has been terrorizing women all his life. He makes the woman detach from her family and friends so they don’t see what he’s really up to. However, he has nothing and will never have anything because every Dog has his end game day. Chances are that his mommy was the same caniving evil person and the deadbeat man got her genes.
You finally found yourself a deadbeat man, now it’s time to let go.
That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.
Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"
While the guys have no nut November, us girls have No man November so all the thots give up your hoes.
Hey y’all it’s No man November
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When single (or taken) women and/or gay men stop and stare wantingly and hopeingly at men, most of the time while they are missing some form of clothing or garment, wishing that they had a man just like that to love in more ways then one.
Girl #1: Did you see those shirtless guys playing Ultimate Frisbee over there? They were pretty cute.
Girl #2: You are so totally man-gazing.