ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

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Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather

The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.

Paul: ur mum gay

Steve: no u

Paul: ur dad's a lesbian

Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)

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ur whole family tree lgbt

The best roast ever to be created surpassing that of things like ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian etc. can only be beaten by No u

Uncultured swine: ur mom gay lol
Intellectual: ur whole family tree lgbt

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Whip ur dick out wednesday

Every wendsday is whip ur dick out wednesday.

It’s self explanatory.

Hey Nate it’s whip ur dick out wednesday!

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Ur species eat feaces

All other 'ur' comebacks are invalid once this has been used, as it will defeat all who hear this mighty phrase, and make every dimension 1-∞ collapse

"ur mom gay"
"Yeah? Well ur dad lesbian"
"Is that so? Cause ur granny tranny!"
"Oh yeah? Ur grandpa a trap"
"So what? Ur family tree LGBT"
"Ha! Well ur species eat feaces."

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Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes

is the most awsome most amazing friend i have =D

god i love yeah Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes your amazing!!! - love trisha

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Ur pet toad on easy mode

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode

Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*

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