Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."

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swiss cheese

To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..

You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.

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cheese tickle

when you eat pizza or any other type of food with melted cheese and you get that annoying piece of cheese stuck on your chin or any other part of the face.

"shit... do i have a cheese tickle on my chin?"
"fuck pizza and it's cheese tickles"

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cheese eggs

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.

Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.

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Passing the Cheese

When a woman has a vaginal infection, and the man has intercourse with the woman. The next day has intercourse with another woman.

i think i just was passing the cheese with that girl

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Cheese Shame

When you live in Wisconsin and a friend mocks you for buying the cubed cheese at the grocery store, and makes you buy organic, non-GMO cheese instead.

I tried to buy cubed cheddar for our wine night, but Lesley cheese shamed me.

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Cheese Town

A city or town where a lot of shootings occur.

"New Orleans can be great, but it's a total Cheese Town."

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