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shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 10, 2020


SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019


shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022


shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022


trick shit

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.

We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.

by HamboneFakenamington11 January 14, 2024


Digging up old shit

What stubborn assholes do

“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014

by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022


Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit

"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."

by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021