If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke
"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"
often referred to as being a Tomo Owens
Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.
No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
person 1: *Does nothing*
Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*
Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed
I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …
Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed
Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later
A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.
We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.
“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014
Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit
"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."