Until it happens to you

THIS was already happening to me. THIS is all I care about. Yet you expected me to care about your dead kids and your various "isms" and "phobias"

Hym "And until it happens to you, you won't care. And when it does, I still will."

why you cheesein

Giving me shit lying or being dumb.

Maria why you cheesein

You can suck my A, B, C, and D!

A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick

Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

They Clowned You

They got over on you.

Trace and Jett stole your design ideas. Dude, they Clowned you.

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!