Ass is Grassley

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!

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Grown ass

Means the same as "grown", but "ass" is added to belittle the person or thing referenced. Usually used in reference to a "grown ass man". (Note: it is important to distinguish between a "grown ass man" and a "grown assman." The former is an adult male, whereas the latter is an adult male who likes asses.)

"Grown ass" is part of the "ass" family label of disrespect. Also included are "dumb ass" (see also: "stupid ass"), "lazy ass", "punk ass", "crazy ass", "cheap ass", and "broke ass".

"He should know better! He's a grown ass man!"
"So, you mean he's an adult."
"That's what I said--a grown ass man!"

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ass ramp

One who regularly has his buttocks jumped

That Seargent sure is an ass ramp.

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ass crumbs

It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl

I went to take a dump and some nasty fucker left ass crumbs on the toilet bowl seat

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scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

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raped in the ass

When you get your butthole poked by a penis, but you dont like it

Bill: "So did you have fun last night?"
Jill: No, I got raped in the ass.

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ass queen

A girl, who on the first time you fuck, will only let you stick it in her ass.

Last night I was with an ass queen

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