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While receiving a blowjob in a 69 position, insert a bee into the female’s mouth and have it sting her inside her throat, causing her throat to tighten up, creating a more pleasurable feeling for the male but also endangering the female’s life. Before the male cums, he penetrates the female’s vagina repetitively with an epi-pen until they both climax, thus saving the female's life. Then he states, “that was un-BEE-lieve-able”.
Male: Can you give me a Buzzy Blow Job?
Female: No. Bees are dying at an alarming rate.
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Nautical. Requesting permission to blow hot steam on the tubes in a naval superheated boiler. Often thought to refer to a sailor by the name of Tubes, but this is not correct. The permission is needed because there will be a release of some smoke when tubes are blown.
Engineering Officer: Request permission to blow tubes, sir.
Officer of the Deck: Permission granted.
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To smite someone using the unholy powers of kickass and pure rock.
Peter: HEY GUYS!
Bob: Aw fuck! It's the douchebag who follows us around all the time!
Bill: It's time to blow this fucker down.
Peter: So what do you want to do because I think you're like my friends even though you obviously hate me and stuff. And, what are you doing with those guitars and amp- OH SHIT!
*Head explodes and the corpse falls into Hell*
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When someone constantly texts your phone repeatedly with out you replying in between
Jenny was blowing me up so I had to finally reply
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When the female sucks the male's penis untill it is hard and firm. (blowing it up-inflating)
whoa baby... your blow job really inflated my dick. May i return the favor?
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When someone is receiving a blow job, and passes gas.
Shayna said, "I don't think I'm going out with him again" "Why not?" asked Jamie, "Halfway through me going down on him, I smelled rotten eggs!" "Sounds like you got a scented blow job!"
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Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
Dave: So i heard you bought Stephanie diamond earrings? WTF bro?
Brian: Yeah, she hadn't slobbed my knob in about 6 months until last night. My quid pro blow strategy worked to perfection.
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