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The Domestic Overachiever
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
Back slapping man hoe, only cares about himself. Over dramatic and really fucking cute.
Marsha: He broke my heart
Cienna: He must be a fucking Brandon ☹️
He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes
Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night
Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..
Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.
Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
Let’s go Brandon! Our parents are out for the night!